I'm a drunk bitch. Its 7:30 on Friday and Im alone...yet i'm finishing my 1st bottle of wine & plan to open a 2nd. Is this wrong? Should I be worried about my impending move to a 1 bdrm?
I was off work today - a perk of the job, only have to work every other friday. The p's are in FL (as is my bff S, & C - supposidly for work but he is in Miami which is naughty deliscious fun) so I have the house to myself. So far i went for a bike ride this morning - writing a note of what i was wearing & what time i left just-in-case. I have no one looking out for me until Monday - its time to be safe. Don't think "she's a nut" because not only are my p's out of town, ALL (yea, all 9...lame, i know I only have 9) of my firends have plans this weekend so there will be no calls. The note was the "just in case" because i wouldn't be found dead or missing until MOnday when I didn't show for work and i wnated to give a hint of where to look....
Ok, craziness aside. Can you trust someone who travels for work?
I rode my bike this morning - it sucked. I was against the wind & going up hill most of the time. It was torture. I think an old guy on a bike passed me up. AND there was a worm that ended up on my gears. Ick. It was as if he was staring at me. After the bike ride I decided i would start a new book ("Duma Key") & get some sun. I'm red. A lobster. But the best part is that I have a terrible "beater" tan. From the bike ride. And the sweat has made white blotches on my hands, not to mention the CamelBak doo-dads made white marks on my shoulders...which were not corected when I laid in the hot Chicago grass this afternoon. Dumb. Luckily the 2 weddings i'm in arent' until the fall - this needs to be fixed.
I'm sorry my fav movie is on "across the universe". I heart beatles songs and it is just a great history lesson of american culture (i know beatles are from england but it is about american kids + 1 brit).
and i'm ready to open that 2nd bottle.
and i want to dirty text c so he doesn't do anything stupid in Miami. so far we are still on for hanging out tomorrow.
i have a couple of drafts that are way better than this in the works. let's just say that you'll want to tune in on wednesday for sure....
Damn i am that drunk bitch...
Did i say that i tried to invite everyone over tonight - well, i did. they all had plans. with thier husbands. or fiance's. or boyfriends. sometimes it sucks to be single in a couples world....
jd...out....
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I love that you left a note "just in case"! That's hilarious!! I don't blame you though!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!!!
What did you do with the note when you got back?? x
ReplyDeleteI think the note is still on the kitchen table...
ReplyDeleteU need to update this...I do recall that you never opened up that second bottle and instead...you were swing dancing!
ReplyDeleteSo much fun!!!
And also- it is too funny that you would write a just in case note...u crack me up!
true, i did not open that 2nd bottle - you saved me from driking alone! I just went to the nearest martini bar and got sloshed then danced the night away....
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