I thought I would leave for the weekend preparing you all for what you might encounter during the nice weather long weekend ahead. I hate them. The "man-dals". They are hideous. Not only are men's feet usually sickening, but now they have gone all fem-bot on us too. These guys should be punched in the nuts - or maybe that is my own obscure opinion. If its not burkes or flops (yea I'm getting used to those at least now) then you shouldn't be wearing them.
Below are my two favorite definitions taken from the online Urban Dictonary.
Mandals: *
sandals, particularly of the leather strappy european nature, worn by russian, gay, or fashionably misled men.
His mandals match his man purse.
Mandals: *
(noun)-man sandal-a men's summer shoe, that consists of black or brown leather that covers more than 50% of the foot, buckles and a thick sole.
On the way down to the shore, one of the buckles broke off of Serge's mandals and he had to use a rubber band to secure them.
Happy Man-dal hunting!
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Thank G-d Brad doesn't wear mandals. He's strictly tennis shoes or work boots and the occasional flip-flops but ONLY at home!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!!!