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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Ode to My Straightener

A Series of Short Haiku's

Ahem....


where were you before
the mid 90s needed you
those pictures scare me

introduced by M
no more nappy fuzzy hair
you showed me the way

genius invention
smooth, sleek, shiny, controlled hair
without, i can't live


I could go on.....BUT is there anything you want to Haiku about?

Perhaps that toilet seat cover for the port-a-potty on a hot summer day while at the local hippy fest? Maybe standing to the left of a friend that just got goosed with bird poop?

Or if you have no imagination, you can read others


*Its supposed to 5-7-5. I think I did it. At least in MY head I did...unless I didn't, in which case I need to walk into the closest 1st grade classroom asap.